I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
All right, you know what? I definitely still hate you.
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems
I don’t want your heebies-jeebies affecting our little Lily Nora.
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
My mom wont let me cosplay the doctor guys this is some serious shit